- tattoos and evening wear - they don't mix
- gnarly feet (hide them)
- tracksuits (forget them unless you're in the mob)
- hairy legs under hose (ewwwww)
"Animal print wearers, based on my vast experience, have strong opinions, enjoy their feminity and usually like to have a good time."
This certainly applies to the one person I know who wears alot of animal prints. She even went skinny dipping which is quite risque for my crowd.....
Although Clinton's attack is hiliarious he really does believe that all women can and should dress properly. Most of the mistakes here are simply from a lack of common sense.
A great book, with great fashion tips and lots of sage advice!
OH NO She Didn't, The Top 100 Style Mistakes Women Make and How To Avoid Them by Clinton Kelly
New York: Gallery Books 2010